February 2012
houseof1000dickheads:
kingjesse answered your question: hey tumblr. i’m a size 18 so should i book my flight to dignitas now or????
you should book your flight to sexy town because thats what you are
the only place i really want to book a flight too is drunk town. we’ll go facedown next month x
even better, lets go to metal night at the sheep x
Watching you grow,
letting you know you are my only. You bring home when I can’t breathe. You give me love, you’re all I need.
I cannot believe
The way some people take advantage of MUAs. I know it’s an industry where you need to work for free a lot, but seeing adverts like ‘experienced, qualified make-up artist required. you need to have completed at least a year of make-up school plus have experience in short & feature length films. by the way, this is an unpaid position’
i’d understand if it was for a...
Jeez
People are so angry. I just posted a picture of Adele and people are reblogging it calling her all sorts of shit. People need to get their angries out in a healthier way.
I really need to borrow someone
To do 1920s make-up on. Any takers?
Student night
At guru next week. 35% off make-up forever. i’m gonna get HD for my kit…eee :D
lavenderwhip asked: IM HOPING ITS NOT SHOPPED I left a comment on the girls Flickr though I fugging want
i hate it
when people say they have the flu but just have a bad cold, and carry on going about all their daily activities as normal. if you have the flu you LITERALLY cant get out of bed because everything hurts so bad!
Getting
Back in to the world tomorrow despite the fact that I’m still bloody poorly. I have work tomorrow 6-8 in the PM. What a silly shift.
day 8
i think today i might try and leave my house and face the world? hmm. what to do.
Today
Is the 7th day I’ve been stuck inside ill. I am SO bored. My goodness.
goodness me
i actually cant stop coughing today! meep, and my voice is totally gone. bet josh wishes he had the day off today instead of yesterday so i wouldnt be able to chat so much shit.
watching delilah out in the snow is so funny. she’s never seen snow before and when she walks through it she’s so cautious and looks scared everytime her paws sink through the snow. i luz her.
Thanks every1
Sudocrem it is!!
Does anyone know
Anything good to put on sore red noses? I look like Rudolph and everytime I need to wipe my nose it burns :( x
Unexpected
cheque for £284. I like this. However, apparently I have strep throat. This is not good.
Had a dream last night
that some bitch I hate threw my house keys in this freezing cold river near my old uni so I picked her up and threw her over the side. Tehehehe.
After 5 days
I AM STILL FUCKING ILL. fuck the world
Josh is the best
He rings me up as he’s leaving work ‘What treat would you like today?’ He works in Sainsburys and always brings me home a little treat ‘cos I’m poorly. I’ve had white chocolate cow, magazines, lemon cheesecake, grapes, cranberry juice… Heeeheeee.
why is
taraperera:
kingjesse:
everyone getting a boner over lana del ray?
What’s a lana del gay?
some ginger woman who is kind of pretty and everything but she pouts a lot and it kind of makes me hate her
why is
everyone getting a boner over lana del ray?
Just seen
someone write on here that literary tattoos are lame. Literary tattoos are not lame, they are awesome. My literary tattoo is awesome. E.E. Cummings rocks my world. That is all I have to say on the matter.
Just ordered
some St Tropez. Can’t wait to be orange again.
The kardashians
Always look so amazing. I wish I could have their wardrobes!
on my 3rd episode
of Kourtney and Kim take new york. I cant wait for my mummy to bring me soup and giraffe bread.
